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Exoskeleton Games announces their first game "Turtle Punch" for browser. Turtle Punch is a completely free game. 

Use four paddles to control a spinning ball. Then set the ball on fire and take down some sea turtles. Each turtle scores you points, but longer chains without the fire dying score much more than single turtles. Losing the ball means game over. The ball speeds up every time it bounces off a paddle or a creature, so things will get pretty hectic after a while! To make matters worse, the turtles are constantly trying to distract you by telling stupid jokes! Other creatures also appear from time to time, some of them helpful and others harmful.